The Pali-Dad Unisex Hoodie

Lawful good… with a spatula.
This hilarious fantasy-inspired design features the legendary Pali-Dad—a fully armored paladin rocking a grill apron and serving up righteous barbecue. With stats like +3 Eye-Rolls, +5 Groans, and Wrathful Smite, this hoodie is perfect for D&D dads, tabletop gamers, grill masters, and anyone who protects the party and the burgers.

Printed on the Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie, this sweatshirt delivers cozy warmth with a soft fleece interior and a durable, classic fit. The midweight fabric is ideal for cooler evenings, backyard grilling, game nights, or casual everyday wear. Its smooth outer surface ensures crisp, long-lasting print quality that holds up campaign after campaign.

Equal parts dad humor and tabletop fantasy, this hoodie makes an excellent gift for dungeon masters, paladins, gamer dads, or anyone who takes their grilling—and their alignment—seriously.

Product Features:

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester

• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton / 60% polyester

• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)

• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Quarter-turned body to prevent center creasing

• 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

• Front pouch pocket

• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.

Disclaimer: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This hoodie is made on demand with no minimums, ensuring each piece is crafted just for you.

Perfect for D&D dads, RPG fans, grill kings, paladins, and anyone who knows the real endgame is feeding the party. 🔥🥩⚔️