The Pali-Dad Graphic Tee

Meet The Pali-Dad.
Protector of the grill.
Crusher of dad jokes.
Dealer of wrathful smites.

This unisex graphic tee features a fully armored paladin rocking a grill apron and serious dad energy. With bonuses to eye-rolls, groans, and righteous smiting, this design is perfect for D&D dads, tabletop gamers, dungeon masters, and anyone who proudly fills the role of party tank and barbecue hero.

Printed on the Gildan 5000 Classic Tee, this shirt delivers a structured fit with durable cotton fabric that holds up through long campaigns, backyard cookouts, and repeated washes. Comfortable, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs at the table—or the grill.

Shirt Details

• Gildan 5000 Classic Unisex Tee

• Structured fit with a clean, timeless silhouette

• 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk jersey knit

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem

• Tear-away tag for added comfort

Why You’ll Love It

• Perfect for D&D dads, tabletop gamers, and dungeon masters

• Hilarious paladin + dad humor mashup

• High-quality print with rich detail

• Comfortable for game night, cookouts, or everyday wear

• Makes an amazing gift for gamer dads, husbands, or party tanks

Production Info

• Made to order

• No minimums

• Blank garments sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico

Please Note

• White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric characteristics

• Natural color may include subtle dark speckles

• During supplier transition, shirts may feature single or double collar topstitching

Because every party needs a tank…
and someone who knows when the burgers are done. 🔥🎲