The Pali-Dad Graphic Tee
Maroon / S
Sale price
$28.64
Regular price
$31.83
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Meet The Pali-Dad.
Protector of the grill.
Crusher of dad jokes.
Dealer of wrathful smites.
This unisex graphic tee features a fully armored paladin rocking a grill apron and serious dad energy. With bonuses to eye-rolls, groans, and righteous smiting, this design is perfect for D&D dads, tabletop gamers, dungeon masters, and anyone who proudly fills the role of party tank and barbecue hero.
Printed on the Gildan 5000 Classic Tee, this shirt delivers a structured fit with durable cotton fabric that holds up through long campaigns, backyard cookouts, and repeated washes. Comfortable, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs at the table—or the grill.
Shirt Details
Gildan 5000 Classic Unisex Tee
Structured fit with a clean, timeless silhouette
100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Tear-away tag for added comfort
Why You’ll Love It
Perfect for D&D dads, tabletop gamers, and dungeon masters
Hilarious paladin + dad humor mashup
High-quality print with rich detail
Comfortable for game night, cookouts, or everyday wear
Makes an amazing gift for gamer dads, husbands, or party tanks
Production Info
Made to order
No minimums
Blank garments sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
Please Note
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric characteristics
Natural color may include subtle dark speckles
During supplier transition, shirts may feature single or double collar topstitching
Because every party needs a tank…
and someone who knows when the burgers are done.
The Pali-Dad Graphic Tee
Sale price
$28.64
Regular price
$31.83
Protector of the grill.
Crusher of dad jokes.
Dealer of wrathful smites.
This unisex graphic tee features a fully armored paladin rocking a grill apron and serious dad energy. With bonuses to eye-rolls, groans, and righteous smiting, this design is perfect for D&D dads, tabletop gamers, dungeon masters, and anyone who proudly fills the role of party tank and barbecue hero.
Printed on the Gildan 5000 Classic Tee, this shirt delivers a structured fit with durable cotton fabric that holds up through long campaigns, backyard cookouts, and repeated washes. Comfortable, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs at the table—or the grill.
Shirt Details
Gildan 5000 Classic Unisex Tee
Structured fit with a clean, timeless silhouette
100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk jersey knit
Taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Tear-away tag for added comfort
Why You’ll Love It
Perfect for D&D dads, tabletop gamers, and dungeon masters
Hilarious paladin + dad humor mashup
High-quality print with rich detail
Comfortable for game night, cookouts, or everyday wear
Makes an amazing gift for gamer dads, husbands, or party tanks
Production Info
Made to order
No minimums
Blank garments sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico
Please Note
White may appear slightly off-white due to fabric characteristics
Natural color may include subtle dark speckles
During supplier transition, shirts may feature single or double collar topstitching
Because every party needs a tank…
and someone who knows when the burgers are done.