The Pali-Dad Unisex Sweatshirt

Heavy armor. Dad energy. Divine judgment—served medium rare. The Pali-Dad Crewneck Sweatshirt features a confident paladin in full armor, apron on, manning the grill as only a true tabletop dad can. Complete with stat boosts for eye-rolls, groans, and a wrathful smite, this design perfectly blends fantasy humor with peak dad vibes.

Printed on the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, this piece delivers reliable warmth, durability, and a smooth print surface that keeps detailed artwork looking sharp. The classic unisex fit makes it ideal for game nights, cookouts, conventions, or casual everyday wear.

Product Details:

• Brand: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

• Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)

• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling

• Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent sizing

• 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex

• Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center creasing

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador, or Honduras

Ideal For:

• Dungeons & Dragons and tabletop RPG players

• Dungeon masters and grill-master dads

• Fantasy fans who love dad humor

• Game nights, backyard BBQs, conventions, and casual wear

• Gifts for fathers who bring divine justice and burgers

Please Note:

• White color variants may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties

• Print colors may vary slightly due to screen and fabric differences

• This product is made on demand with no minimum order requirements

Comfortable, hilarious, and packed with character, the Pali-Dad Crewneck Sweatshirt proves that true power comes from equal parts devotion, sarcasm, and perfectly grilled steaks.