The Pali-Dad Unisex Sweatshirt
Black / S
Sale price
$45.42
Regular price
$50.47
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Heavy armor. Dad energy. Divine judgment—served medium rare. The Pali-Dad Crewneck Sweatshirt features a confident paladin in full armor, apron on, manning the grill as only a true tabletop dad can. Complete with stat boosts for eye-rolls, groans, and a wrathful smite, this design perfectly blends fantasy humor with peak dad vibes.
Printed on the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, this piece delivers reliable warmth, durability, and a smooth print surface that keeps detailed artwork looking sharp. The classic unisex fit makes it ideal for game nights, cookouts, conventions, or casual everyday wear.
Product Details:
Brand: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent sizing
1×1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned to eliminate center creasing
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador, or Honduras
Ideal For:
Dungeons & Dragons and tabletop RPG players
Dungeon masters and grill-master dads
Fantasy fans who love dad humor
Game nights, backyard BBQs, conventions, and casual wear
Gifts for fathers who bring divine justice and burgers
Please Note:
White color variants may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Print colors may vary slightly due to screen and fabric differences
This product is made on demand with no minimum order requirements
Comfortable, hilarious, and packed with character, the Pali-Dad Crewneck Sweatshirt proves that true power comes from equal parts devotion, sarcasm, and perfectly grilled steaks.
The Pali-Dad Unisex Sweatshirt
Sale price
$45.42
Regular price
$50.47
Printed on the Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, this piece delivers reliable warmth, durability, and a smooth print surface that keeps detailed artwork looking sharp. The classic unisex fit makes it ideal for game nights, cookouts, conventions, or casual everyday wear.
Product Details:
Brand: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent sizing
1×1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Quarter-turned to eliminate center creasing
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador, or Honduras
Ideal For:
Dungeons & Dragons and tabletop RPG players
Dungeon masters and grill-master dads
Fantasy fans who love dad humor
Game nights, backyard BBQs, conventions, and casual wear
Gifts for fathers who bring divine justice and burgers
Please Note:
White color variants may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
Print colors may vary slightly due to screen and fabric differences
This product is made on demand with no minimum order requirements
Comfortable, hilarious, and packed with character, the Pali-Dad Crewneck Sweatshirt proves that true power comes from equal parts devotion, sarcasm, and perfectly grilled steaks.